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Garfield Goes to Pieces - Playtonium Jigsaw

The world?s favorite cat is celebrating his 25th birthday, and you?re invited to the party! For Garfield, attitude is everything. The witty kitty?s paw prints (and rude ?tude) are all over the awesome art, the challenging jigsaws, and the fascinating story of his 25 years at the top . . . assembled together in this stunning jigsaw puzzle collection. Garfield is in pieces . . . many, many jigsaw puzzle pieces. The fun is in putting him back together. This collection includes jigsaw challenges for all ages: 12- and 15-piece puzzles for the youngsters, 200-piece puzzles for the grand masters. You?ll enjoy each and every one of the 45 classic images of Garfield and friends - images used to make more than 170 different jigsaw puzzles. You?ll smile as Jim Davis tells you why Garfield has big feet. You?ll chuckle as Garfield offers quips and tips about everything from snacking to snoozing. You?ll tap your feet to four special Garfield tunes that play while you play. The challenge of great jigsaw puzzles and the humor of the world?s favorite feline combine to offer unlimited hours of great entertainment. Special program features include a built-in MP3 player, special funky Garfield music clips, full screen play, extra large images and the extra special cat puzzle cuts!

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Recipe Keeper Plus

Recipe Keeper Plus - ZDNet Shareware Award in the Home and Hobby Category. Recipe Keeper Plus is a useful and diverting collection of household information. The program includes more than 340 categorized recipes that you can sort and try, along with a grocery list generator that lets you add ingredients from the recipe or pick from a general shopping list. A new menu planner function rounds out the recipe portion of this program. A conversion table quickly shows common cooking measurements. Other menu choices include a household budget, a set of calculators, a collection of witty sayings, a cost-through-the-years chart and a historical recap so you can check what was happening on the year you were born. There are games like word scramble, tic-tac-toe, concentration, and crossword puzzles. The program is fun and easy to use. Now with Spell Check, larger recipe and budget input screens and more.

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Clinton Blues

Clinton sings the blues about his scandalous woes, and tells some great jokes in this very funny satire. The screen saver features Clinton playing his saxophone in a nightclub scene, backed by Gennifer, Monica, and Paula. Peppered with witty one-liners and a few special treats, you will be humming this memorable music track for weeks to come. The full, registered version contains TWO more verses to the song, plus 5 more jokes, and no sponsored ad screens.

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HotchPotch

HotchPotch is a brandnew game idea. The game presents two pictures to you, which at first sight, seem identical. However, one of them contains a series of, more or less subtle alterations. Can you find them all within the time limit? Packs of additional pictures from different fields of human endeavour are available from our website. The SilverScreen PicturePack pays tribute to Hollywood's greatest, the XtraHard PicturePack features our most challenging motifs, and future attractions include the StarTrex-, 8-bitz- and 4Kidz- PicturePacks. Up to four players can compete- Witty comments and a cool background sound complete the fun. Try it!

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SmartBee

SmartBee is a software program that randomly replaces your customized email signatures every given minutes with a new funny cookie. A program that both has a nice dynamical graphical user interface, allows you to make your own fun, search for stuff and copy jokes to the clipboard. A program that helps you take those forgotten breaks every hour. A program, written for the purpose of making you happy and perhaps learn one or two witty quotes. A program with one of the world''s largest collections of unique textual pieces of fun for you.

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Notable Quotables

Because one head cannot hold all of the wisdom in the world...we bring to you Notable Quotables! A simple yet rich database containing folk wisdom from around of the world. Here you will find inspirational thoughts, humorous musings, and cynical barbs from thousands of the greatest minds and sharpest wits that ever lived. Browse through over 3600 famous (and not so famous) quotations containing words of wisdom and thought provoking words. Browse through over 2900 famous (and not so famous) quotations containing words of wisdom and thought provoking words spoken by prominent figures from around the world, through the ages! Some witty and wise examples: A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead the first blow, better not strike at it. [Josh Billings] Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. [Henry David Thoreau] Truth is confirmed by inspection and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainty. [Tacitus] Over 2900 more quotes, wise sayings and witicisms! If you like quotes, or inspiration or even a chuckle, Notable Quotables will bring enlightenment to your cerebellum.

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Wit and Wisdom

Wit and Wisdom is a clever little Windows screen saver, designed to keep you amused and enlightened when your computer is idle. Every 15 seconds or so, your screen will be refreshed and updated with a clever thought, a famous quotation or witticism. Contains over 2900 quotes and words of widsom. Thought provoking words spoken by prominent figures from around the world, through the ages! Some witty and wise examples: A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead the first blow, better not strike at it. [Josh Billings] Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. [Henry David Thoreau] Truth is confirmed by inspection and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainty. [Tacitus] Over 1000 more quotes, wise sayings and witicisms! If you like quotes, or inspiration or even a chuckle, Wit and Wisdom will bring enlightenment to your cerebellum.

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ClicheCleaner

ClicheCleaner helps you write better, by highlighting passages in your text that are either cliches, other overly-used common expressions, or phrases of your own that you have repeatedly used within the same document. ClicheCleaner includes a list of nearly 7000 unique cliches and common expressions that are compared against your text.Everyone has a unique writing style and their own way of expressing themselves. But however clever or original a phrase may be, if a writer uses the same witty saying -- or even a part of it -- again in the same document, the reader experiences literary deja vu and the original impact is greatly diminished. That is where the second half of ClicheCleaner's capability comes into play. It examines your entire document, and looks for all repeated phrases of three or more words.

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