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Electronic Story Collection

Dennis Hickey has assembled a collection of amusing and inspirational stories and poems, gleaned from his e-mail correspondence with friends, relatives and even strangers. You don't need a modem; just open the pages to log on! You will laugh, cry, be surprised but you will not get bored with this collection. Some stories are for mature audience although they are not indecent by any means. "I know that all Internet and e-mail users receive all types of mail, most being of a Trash or Junk category. In many cases, you can read the subject area and determine immediately if you want to 'Read it or Delete it.' Other types of mail that is not personal or business related is humorous, true, educational, inspirational, religious based or other stories that are forwarded by friends because they have found them to be entertaining and want you to enjoy them too. I have certainly received my share of these stories, but for one reason or another was unable to read them at time of receipt, so I would file them under an appropriate heading or category. One night, I decided to start reading some of these stories, but many were extremely difficult to read because of all the e-mail addresses, comments by individual senders, programming symbols, formatting and spelling problems. I then began to correct these problems so I could print them for my wife to read. It became very time-consuming utilizing thousands of Delete, Backspace, Insert and other keystrokes to get them into a readable story. It soon became a challenge. Since the finished product looked so much better than the original format, I decided to compile, print and place in a notebook for repeated reading by family and friends. Requires 1024x768 screen.

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HumorSearch IE Joke Bar (IE Toolbar)

FREE Humorsearch.com Joke Bar: a toolbar for Internet Explorer The HumorSearch Joke Bar is an add-on to Internet Explorer and is available free of charge! It includes these great features: Search The Web Quickly search the web for anything you want with the Humorsearch.com search engine. Find Jokes by Category Drop down to quickly find jokes by popular category. You can also search for jokes by keyword. Lighten Up Your Day with a Random Joke Clicking the random joke drop down displays a new joke everytime. Funny Images Dropdown View hilarious humorous images submitted on the Internet by viewers just like you. Rate them. Submit your own. Search for funny images. And more!

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Online Store Kit 3.0 Pro

Intense research, development and testing have brought us to what we call the Online Store Kit 3.0 Pro. We are launching a new edition of revolutionary improved version ofOnline Store Kit 3.0 Pro with new features: - ability to compare products by attributes in special products comparison page - ability to organize products in special listings automatically (hot, new) and manually And other.

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AMarker

This provides alternative ways to launch applications. Just draw colored transparent regions over the screen and assign a mouse-click action to the area. This creates the best and most up-to-date menu while protecting your computer from erroneous mouse clicks. It is also possible to trace and save to your log file all mouse activity and keyboard input. This program adds an artistic touch to your standard desktop.

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QUEBS

Test your logic skills with this tricky and challenging puzzle game. Line up the same colored Quebs by jumping over other cubes.

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Sparkle

"Sparkle" is a set of plain Windows DLL and two optional components created either to add a "Build Flash Screen Saver" feature to your existant product or to be an "engine" of your standalone "screen saver builder" application. This set of DLL, ActiveX and/or Delphi component lets your software user to create a full-featured, distributable screen saver using your application and Macromedia Flash movie (*.swf).

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SpeedUpMyPC 2.0

Now, you can get a faster, cleaner, and safer PC within minutes - without being a Windows expert! SpeedUpMyPC automatically finds the best settings for your PC and carefully controls your system resources to give you the best performance. Easy to use, this award-winning utility has all the features you could ever need to clean up your system, monitor resources, and improve performance.

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The Ad-Police

The Ad-Police v 2.0 a Small, One time use utility to block 14000+ known (no duplicates) Advertisement servers, Uses windows HOSTS file method. Use to give boost to your internet speed, will effect every windows application that uses HOSTS file which means that Adware and Spyware modules will also get blocked resulting in enhanced security and privacy. No need to always be running - one time use ONLY. A MUST for every internet user. This Utility i

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Advanced Directory Printer

Print or save your file/folder lists.

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