Infinite Madness

System Crash Monitor

The System Crash Monitor attempts to reduce the number of times Windows and popular applications crash. Of course, it fails miserably, but not before giving the user a laugh.

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Penis Size-O-Matic

This program uses a complex set of algorithms and some hella nifty DLLs to dynamically increase and decrease the size of the user's penis using only their computer. Oh! But it doesn't really.

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CyberSex Typing Tutor

The CyberSex Typing Tutor lets you practise typing your favourite phrases and sayings using just one hand!

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