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The world?s favorite cat is celebrating his 25th birthday, and you?re invited to the party! For Garfield, attitude is everything. The witty kitty?s paw prints (and rude ?tude) are all over the awesome art, the challenging jigsaws, and the fascinating story of his 25 years at the top . . . assembled together in this stunning jigsaw puzzle collection.
Garfield is in pieces . . . many, many jigsaw puzzle pieces. The fun is in putting him back together. This collection includes jigsaw challenges for all ages: 12- and 15-piece puzzles for the youngsters, 200-piece puzzles for the grand masters.
You?ll enjoy each and every one of the 45 classic images of Garfield and friends - images used to make more than 170 different jigsaw puzzles. You?ll smile as Jim Davis tells you why Garfield has big feet. You?ll chuckle as Garfield offers quips and tips about everything from snacking to snoozing. You?ll tap your feet to four special Garfield tunes that play while you play.
The challenge of great jigsaw puzzles and the humor of the world?s favorite feline combine to offer unlimited hours of great entertainment.
Special program features include a built-in MP3 player, special funky Garfield music clips, full screen play, extra large images and the extra special cat puzzle cuts!
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Magic! is the word that best suits to this screen saver. It is a Psychedelic Fractal 3d Screen Saver for all Windows platforms. It uses abstracts 3d models computed in real time, stretching and moving in all direction to simulate vortex flight, and the most advanced 3d technology to give them life with the help of lightning and flares.
Vortex & Lightning is an amazing 3d screensaver.
It features billions of possibilities. It runs randomly, all the parameters are randomized to offer an unlimited fun to your desktop. This Screensaver uses the latest 3d enhancement like blend, fog, lightning, reflections, mirrors full frame antialiazing but will adapt itself to your config.
Vortex & Lightning can be used to add fun to your parties, with the help of a projector or a big screen, it will work with any music and create nice effects, much better than a regular lightning and at a lower price. A note of humor : you can smoke some "herbs" and have nice trips looking our screensaver, its efficiency has been proved by numerous satisfied clients.
(Note that the "unregistered" nag screen is a source of bad trips, so be sure to purchase your original before doing a smoking party with your friends:))
I wanted to make a screensaver with unlimited possibilities and the
wow factor that makes it absolutely indispensable to your desktop.
Most people are still using star field screen savers or other Opengl
abstract screensaver rather that thematic ones. It is just because
a screensaver must be a source of distraction that is changing all
the time.
With Vortex and Lightning, you get the best abstract screen saver
of all time and for an amazing low price. Enjoy!
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Looking for the good game to play with your kids or friends? Tired of bloody violence? Loving good humor and colorful graphics? Try Pirate Isles!
The game Pirate Isles is a game of strategy and luck. Your task is to command the team of pirates to collect as much sacks of gold as you can, and gather more gold on your ship then other pirate teams.
From 2 to 4 pirate teams either human or computer controlled can land the treasure island. Each team has one ship (the galleon) and up to four pirates under its command. At the game start all pirates are on their ship and the fog hides the cells of the map - there can be anything hidden in the fog. There are various obstacles on the map - swamps, tornadoes, cute animals.
The game is about pirates, but all interactions between characters are made in humorous manner and are peaceful, and the game is suitable both for kids and for pacifists.
Pirate Isles is a really nice game for a family evening.
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Undoubtedly, you've heard about the "Y2K Bug" -- the computer glitch that was supposed to cause problems after the date hits the year 2000. Now you can watch the Y2K Bug come to life in this comical, cartoon representation, "Attack of the Y2K Bug Screen Saver". Watch the bug as he wreaks havoc on your desktop, slicing, dicing, and chopping it to pieces. From time to time the bug comes out dressed like famous movie characters, to destroy your desktop in a variety of very amusing ways. The full version contains additional spoof characters, and more animation. It is available for only $9.95.
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Clinton sings the blues about his scandalous woes, and tells some great jokes in this very funny satire. The screen saver features Clinton playing his saxophone in a nightclub scene, backed by Gennifer, Monica, and Paula. Peppered with witty one-liners and a few special treats, you will be humming this memorable music track for weeks to come. The full, registered version contains TWO more verses to the song, plus 5 more jokes, and no sponsored ad screens.
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Kiss your blarney stone goodbye as these naughty trolls conjure up some devilish deeds to play on your computer. From fresh-mouthed sayings to lewd acts, these little green men are guaranteed to make you laugh. If you want more shenanigans from the wee people, purchase the full version for only $9.95 and receive more mischief, and no more ads.
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This hilarious screensaver is the third in the trilogy of Clinton-related parodies from RI Soft Systems. This parody screensaver finds Clinton set as master Lewd Thighstalker who must battle the evil empire and free Princess Lay-ya (played by Monica). A large cast of characters makes this letter-box format "movie" screensaver quite humorous, and the story-telling concept is unique for a screensaver. May the Farce be with you! WARNING: While this screensaver is rated PG and doesn't contain anything you wouldn't see on primetime TV, folks who are easily offended by adult themes may want to steer clear. This is a shareware version that contains approximately 1/2 of the storyline. For only $19.95 you may purchase the FULL version of the screensaver on CD-ROM and receive 3 additional, totally rude screensavers -- our "Rude Dude" series of 4 screensavers all for the price of one! Additional Rude Dude screensavers include "Tap a Keg", "Spitty Kitty", and the interactive "Bug Splat!".
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Party with Bill as he dances through his line of leading ladies! This hilarious follow-up to the Clinton Blues is a veritable dance fest featuring The Prez himself singing and dancing with each of the ladies in his past and present. This software uses the latest technologies to provide a cool animated screensaver with synchronized music that scales to any monitor size/resolution. The freeware edition contains some advertising. An upgrade to a non-ad supported version is available for just $9.95.
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TRUTH ABOUT TRANSLATION 2.0 animated text show, Enhanced Version gives much information, exposes myths about translating/interpreting/computers. New menu-driven version uses humor to explain complex language problems, presents famous quotations about translation over 2,500 years PLUS hilarious "Translation Bloopers" by man & machine PLUS humorous/insightful ideas on how both language & translation truly work. Combines practical & theoretical knowledge about language to provide a basis for understanding what is involved in translating and why many computer-based solutions can fall short. Quotations on translation from Ancient Sumeria to Molecular Biology show how culture-dependent both translation and our belief in "meaning" can turn out to be. Many human & machine Bloopers highlight the fragile nature of understanding by both species. Provides an in-depth look at thorny problems of applied linguistics over time, in many cultures, and in many branches of learning. Most of this material has never been presented in any linguistics or translation text, and much has never before been translated into English. Sure to interest computer pros & others concerned with natural language problems. Can be run as animation or printed out. Single sections can be run individually. Shareware, full version $12 for individuals, has twice as many quotations, three times as many Bloopers, contains quiz feature, extra program on machine translation problems, bibliography & scholarly apparatus. Special price for Institutions.
SOME EXAMPLES OF TRANSLATION BLOOPERS PRESENTED IN THIS PROGRAM:
*** Sign in a Bucharest hotel lobby: "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
*** Sign in a Jordanian tailor's shop: Because is big rush, we will execute cutomers in strict rotation." *** Beneath a Japanese tailor's shop: "Ladies will have fits upstairs."
Many, many more Bloopers included.
See above for program description.
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SmartBee is a software program that randomly replaces your customized email signatures every given minutes with a new funny cookie. A program that both has a nice dynamical graphical user interface, allows you to make your own fun, search for stuff and copy jokes to the clipboard. A program that helps you take those forgotten breaks every hour. A program, written for the purpose of making you happy and perhaps learn one or two witty quotes. A program with one of the world''s largest collections of unique textual pieces of fun for you.
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